Move over, caviar dreams. Last Crumb, the self-proclaimed "Rolex of Cookies," has just launched a cookie collection that would make Scrooge McDuck blush. Breathe deeply - can you smell the ultra gourmet ingredients? Or did you just light your wallet on fire?
Last Crumb Outdoes Itself (and Possibly Your Bank Account)
Imagine the most outrageous, decadent cookies your wildest sugar-fueled fantasies can conjure. Now stop imagining, because Last Crumb has baked them into reality - for a cool twelve grand.
Last Crumb says this isn't just a box of cookies, it's a "culinary concentration of the absolute finest confectionery creations that mankind, at this point, has ever known."
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These "micro-batch masterpieces" are handcrafted with an "exquisite unboxing experience" to match. We can only assume this involves a velvet-lined humidor and angels weeping with joy.
Feeling a little light in the wallet? Don't worry, Last Crumb offers a slightly more affordable selection of luxury cookies for the mere mortals among us.
But hey, if you've got the dough (literally), why not treat yourself to the pinnacle of pastry indulgence? Whether these cookies are worth a down payment on a house is up to you.
