Master: I got a maple flavor bacon, and I ate it. Then I took some chicken, put some cheese on it, and I gave it to the cat.
The monologue of the Dog: I want to die, so unfair, AHAHAHA...
(M: master D: Dog)
M: Food, you know, I just couldn't stop thinking about it. So you know, I went to the fridge , I open up the meat drawer, you know what the meat drawer is right?
D: Yeah, what was it in their?
M: Well, I will tell you what was in there. You know that bacon, that like maple, get maple flavor?
The maple kind, yeah
M: I took that out, I thought I know who would like that, me, so I ate it.
D: Ohhhh, no. You are kidding me
M: Nope, not kidding, you know I also notice there were some beef in there, steak, juice, I ate that too
D: AHAHA....
M: When I went back from the fridge, just a few minutes ago, and I put something together really specially, you gonna like this one, I took some chicken, I put some cheese on it, covered it with
covered it with what?
D: Covered it with.......
M: Then guess what?
D: What?
M: I gave it to the cat.
D: No, Ahahaha