Okay, darlings, listen closely. Forget those clunky Stanley mugs everyone was clawing over at Target. Trader Joe's miniature tote bags are the new "it" bag. It's a whole situation. And by "situation," I mean a full-blown frenzy that would make a fight for toilet paper during COVID look like a civilized game of croquet.
A TikTok gone viral (because, of course, it is) shows a horde of ravenous shoppers practically tearing down the store walls for a glimpse of these pint-sized replicas of the original Trader Joe's iconic totes. These "minis" are 13 inches long and 11 inches tall, and they're only $2.99 a pop - which (sort of) explains the mayhem. But don't be fooled by the bargain price tag; these things are selling out faster than you can say "two-buck Chuck."
Designer Dupe: Mini Tote, Major Savings (Unless You Cave to eBay Extortionists)
Some genius (or should I say maniac?) on eBay is trying to hawk these for upwards of $500! For that kind of money, I better be getting a lifetime supply of frozen puff pastry and everything bagel seasoning included.
Look, if you absolutely must get your hands on one of these miniature marvels, be prepared to fight tooth and nail (figuratively, I hope). And for heaven's sake, check your local Trader Joe's first unless you enjoy lining the pockets of internet vultures.
Just remember, there's a fine line between fashion icon and hoarder. Choose wisely.
