A few reports have been going around recently, alleging coffee giant Starbucks of putting semen not only in their beloved beverages for about three months now.
According to The Daily Trends, the news came about after semen samples were found in the backroom of Starbucks locations.
So why semen? Apparently, it adds "more flavor" to those best-selling drinks.
Not only that, but the online publication reports that the company is currently under investigation by the Food and Drug Administration. It is still unknown whether the semen samples are from humans or animals:
"The FDA is currently trying to find out where the semen is coming from. It is currently unknown if the semen is from humans or animals; and if from humans, is it infected semen?"
Meanwhile, another report has taken a quote from FDA inspector Jamison Fields, which reads:
"We cannot believe this. [...] This is disturbing, if I wanted to consume semen I would just do gay pornography. Who would've known I was consuming semen through Starbucks."
Most people would deem this as truly disgusting on another level, but it seems as though some people are pretty okay with it. Loyal Starbucks consumer Jackie Sultana says:
"If they're using semen then they should keep using it because it's so God damn good, I might just try semen alone to see if it's that good."
It gets even worse: the beloved seasonal drink, the Pumpkin Spice Latte has also been found to have cockroaches in them, in addition to the semen.
Fortunately though, the reports are false. After thorough digging, it was found that these allegations were first made and became widespread thanks to a satirical website, specifically Huzlers. Other websites have fallen prey to the trending news, which was then believed to be true.
Moral of the story: Don't believe everything you read on the Internet - unless the website has been established as a credible source of information. It's always best to do some fact checking before spreading false news reports.
