Looking to add a little kick to your morning? Taco Bell believes they have the answer: a morning “mixology” of Mountain Dew and orange juice. The beverage, served until 11 a.m. in select locations, has been called a “Dew Driver” on Reddit. Think: screw driver, where Mountain Dew replaces the alcohol. It’s probably just as bad for your system, if not worse. Taco Bell, however, refers to the cocktail as an MTN Dew A.M.

Perhaps you prefer to recharge by relaxing instead of pumping your system full of dangerously high sugar and caffeine levels. In that case, prepare yourselves to be jealous of cows. Some dairy farmers believe that contented cows produce more milk. To that end, they make sure their bovine investments are treated very, very well. The perks can range from chiropractic massages to waterbeds to classical music. Air temperature and lighting can also be adjusted to ensure more milk output.