It seems like the woman who literally wrote the book about sex isn't altogether too convinced with E.L. James' saga about the relationship between Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele - in a recent interview, Madonna's "Fifty Shades of Grey" opinion came out, as she was asked whether she'd read the original book.

Madonna has been a sex icon for the last thirty years, and counting: even at 56, the Queen of Pop can still create amazingly sexy performances like the one she recently gave at the Grammy Awards 2015, so she might know a thing or two on the matter - but Madonna's "Fifty Shades of Grey" opinion isn't altogether too high.

According to The Daily Mail, in a recent interview, the "Like a Virgin" star was asked whether she'd read the BDSM sensation book, which was originally meant as a "Twilight" fan fiction, though James' editors ultimately told her to change the names and create an original story out of it. In any case, one of the most notorious figures in sex, the Queen of Pop, doesn't seem too impressed, as Madonna's "Fifty Shades of Grey" opinion came to light.

Now, the most shocking thing about Madonna's "Fifty Shades of Grey" opinion isn't so much that she didn't like it - but the fact that she called the whole thing downright unsexy, saying it would only be really hot for someone who's never had sex ... in other words, she basically just said it's a book meant for virgins, according to Us Weekly, which in Madonna's case, it's pretty close to an insult.

"It's pulp fiction," Madonna told Billboard when asked about the book. "It's not very sexy, maybe for someone who has never had sex before. I kept waiting for something exciting and crazy to happen in that red room thing, and I was like, 'Hmm, a lot of spanking.' I also thought, 'This is so unrealistic because no guy goes down on a girl that much.' I'm sorry, but no one eats p---- as much as the guy in that book."

She was then asked whether her views on sex had changed in the past 25 years, to which she replied that not at all; definitely, Madonna's "Fifty Shades of Grey" bash doesn't come because she's too prudish!